The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
***1/2
out of ****

Note:
Well, I said I'd never review them, but as I sat down to answer
a question for my Your
Turn column, I realized that the answer was getting so big
that I might as well turn it into an article all unto itself.
The result isn't one lengthy review of the entire trilogy per
se, but rather capsule-reviews of the individual films. Included
with this article is the question that prompted it, and I hope
that "Boone" is happy.
Question:
So you’ve made it clear that you’re not interested
in reviewing the Lord of the Rings films. But what did
you think of them? (“Boone” from ? 6-2-04)
Answer:
You’re referring to the statement I made on my Mission
Page: “Frankly, I admire Peter Jackson’s Lord
of the Rings films as much as the next fellow, but reviewing
them as an independent film critic not associated with a major
publication is pointless. Anyone who wants to see them won’t
need my review to convince them.” That translates, roughly,
to mean, “I’ll get around to it in the next ten years
or so when the hype has simmered a bit,” though judging
from the cult-status that these films are generating, the hype
will probably be bigger than ever in ten years.
In
that case, I’d be happy to break the films down into mini-reviews
for you, right here in this Q&A column (note - this was
written before I realized that the answer was going to take up
so much space). Keep in mind that I almost never grant films
their star-ratings until I actually sit down to write the reviews
and can think clearly about what works and what doesn’t
work about them. That said, I’ve viewed Jackson’s
trilogy enough to have a pretty good idea of how I would recommend
them.
So,
just for you (and other curious readers), here is Lord of
the Rings in a few brief capsules. I’m sure that I’ll
offend many fan-boys by not joining them in insisting that all
three films are the greatest movies of all time, which they most
certainly are not. They stirred me more visually than dramatically,
and I would have liked a greater balance. Still, I overall feel
that Peter Jackson created impressive visual epics out of complex
books, and I commend him for succeeding as much as he did. The
results are three fantastically exciting adventures, but nothing
that holds a candle to other films of their kind, such as the
original Star Wars trilogy or David Lean’s unforgettable
epics, which stir the soul as well as the senses.
***

The
Fellowship of the Ring (theatrical version):
***1/2—Sweeping visual spectacle with a terrific cast, story,
and special effects. Though long, its excitement and sense of
wonder never let up, and its grandeur is splendid but never so
big that we do not sense the internal nature of Tolkien’s
story about Hobbits and their quest to destroy the One Ring. I
would have liked a little extra detail about the importance of
Frodo specifically being chosen for the task of destroying the
Ring, and there are a few scenes that don’t quite ring true
(is it just me, or were the tribal goblin/orc creatures a little
cheesy?). Otherwise, this is a gripping, exciting adventure story.
The
Fellowship of the Ring—Extended Edition: ***1/2—I
liked the extra footage, but it was certainly filler. It didn’t
add or take away from the story that was told in the original
cut, even though purists were probably happy to see certain scenes
from the book restored.
Favorite
moments: Ian Holm as Bilbo. Christopher Lee as Saruman.
Aragorn’s spar with the Nazgul. Gandalf’s spar with
the Balrog. Outspoken Gimli’s timid flirtation with Galadriel.
Boromir’s final, triumphant stand against the orcs.

***
The
Two Towers (theatrical version): **1/2—Flawed
in the way that I feared Fellowship would be. A visual
feast with amazing special effects and effective battle sequences,
but the film is often very plodding, with little sense of the
timing and rhythm that made the first film’s storytelling
so magical. Most of the characters are also not as well written,
often behaving in heroic clichés that the first installment
was trying to play against (Faramir and Eomer were terribly underdeveloped,
and the would-be love triangle between Aragorn, Eowyn, and Arwen
was uninspired to the point of boredom). Exception: Gollum, who
never ceased to amaze. Also, what was with Legolas surfing down
the stairs on a shield? Beach Boy music came to mind, which certainly
couldn’t have been Jackson’s intention.
The
Two Towers—Extended Edition: ***1/2—The
extra footage creates a better paced film and fleshes out the
characters in a way that was lacking in the theatrical cut. Thus,
we still get the visual splendor, and it pays off due to effective
storytelling and fully-developed characters. Nevertheless, Legolas
still surfs down the stairs.
Favorite
moments: Gollum’s conversations with himself. Brad
Dourif as Grima Wormtongue. The quiet, introspective moments between
King Theoden and Gamling. The fleshing out of Faramir’s
conflict in the extended version—particularly his scene
with Boromir and their father, Denethor.

***
The
Return of the King (I’ll divide this
in half when the extended version is released): ****—One
of the greatest war movies ever made, showing both the glory in
fighting for a noble cause and the tragedy that comes with sacrifice.
That Peter Jackson can turn a fantasy story into such a strong
statement on war is evidence of his ingenuity as a visual director.
In addition, the story and the characters have never been more
poignant than they are in this final installment, and the special
effects and battle sequences are eye-popping in their excitement
and realism. Gimli and Legolas remain underwhelming, and the scenes
in the Valley of the Dead could have been more strongly developed,
but these are minor reservations in comparison to what works in
the film. A very satisfying conclusion, though it’s still
got nothing on Lawrence of Arabia.
Favorite
moments: Pippin’s song as Faramir races into battle.
John Noble as Denethor. Sean Astin as Samwise. The ouliphants
and their subsequent battle sequence. Aragorn’s speech before
the charge into Mordor.
***
In
total, the entire trilogy averages out to about 3.4 stars, a little
under ***1/2. But I’m willing to round up if it means less
hate-mail. In any case, I must pat myself on the back: I've gotten
around to reviewing these faster than I thought I would (so much
for the projected ten years), and I managed to kill three birds
with one stone. Thanks, "Boone." I guess.

Cast (chief
cast from all three films included here, in no particular order):
Elijah Wood: Frodo Baggins
Ian McKellen: Gandalf the Wizard
Viggo Mortensen: Aragorn
Andy Serkis: Gollum (voice)
Liv Tyler: Arwen
Sean Astin: Samwise Gamgee
Cate Blanchett: Galadriel
John Rhys-Davies:
Gimli/Treebeard (voice)
Orlando Bloom: Legolas
Sean Bean: Boromir
David Wenham: Faramir
John Noble: Denethor, Steward of Gondor
Iam Holm: Bilbo Baggins
Miranda Otto: Eowyn
Christopher Lee: Saruman the White
Billy Boyd: Pippin Took
Dominic Monaghan: Merry Brandybuck
Bernard Hill: Theoden, King of Rohan
Hugo Weaving: Elrond
Brad Dourif: Grima Wormtongue
Karl Urban: Eomer
Bruce Hopkins: Gamling
Craig Parker: Haldir
Harry Sinclair: Isildur
Paul Norell: King of the Dead
New Line Cinema presents a
Wingnut Films production. Directed by Peter Jackson. Written by
Jackson, Fran Walsh, and Philippa Boyens, from the books by J.R.R.
Tolkien. Rated PG-13 for scary sequences and violent images of
war. Fellowship of the Ring:
178 minutes (extended cut: 208 minutes), released December 19,
2001.
The Two Towers: 179 minutes (extended cut: 223 minutes),
released December 18, 2002. Return of the King: 201 minutes,
released December 17, 2003.
